never trust a big butt and a smile (obeetaybee) wrote,
never trust a big butt and a smile
obeetaybee

it takes two to make a thing go right

1. Tomorrow morning bright and early, Scott's mom is picking me up to give me a ride to the train station. I've decided I've had enough with this mom/wife thing and I'm running away to Cuba. (I don't know, either. It's something my mother used to say all the time when I was a kid and we were bugging her.)

2. No, seriously, I'm heading down to Washington DC for the weekend with some really good friends of mine. I can almost promise there will be lots of booze and cigarettes involved.

3. I've also heard a rumor there may be a repeat of an incident which happened at the Borgata the last time we all got together, an incident involving a tongue picking late night porn, but the parties involved will neither confirm or deny.

4. I'm so freaking excited for this trip I feel like I'm vibrating. My one friend (who headed down today) texted me all morning: I'm leaving CT. Got to NY. Entering NJ. Exit 7A representing! (my exit on the NJ turnpike) K and I are here! Hotel room has mini bar! Vodka says hello and get here soon!

5. I've so much to do tonight. I want to get my hair highlighted and I've yet to pack.

6. I'm much sadder then I expected to be about missing the karaoke bar emceed by a chain-smoking little person my friends are hitting tonight.

7. If we do karaoke again, which I've been told is almost guaranteed to happen...which song should I sing? Because dude! I write fanfiction on the internet. Obviously, I'm not shy.
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