never trust a big butt and a smile (obeetaybee) wrote,
never trust a big butt and a smile
obeetaybee

Here's a sentence I never in a million years believed I'd write:

Last night I had to wrap a dead mouse's tail around my finger in order to pry it out of Milo's mouth.

Disgusting.

Other things I've had to get out of his mouth over the past two weeks:

Tampons.

Underwear.

Paper towels.

Barbie head.

Cigarette butts.

Sticks too numerous to count.

Hair brush.

ipod ear buds.

paperback book.

paper.

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Man, this puppy's lucky he's cute.
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