The palm of my left hand is all swollen and sore, the middle finger of my left hand is swollen and sore, and the ring finger of my right is swollen and sore.
Why?
Because my parent's dog is a psycho. (Yeah, the puppy I bought for my dog last November. He's taking after the Jack Russell Terrier side of his breeding. He's a freak.) I was trying to get his leash on and he decided it was time to twist around and try and break my finger.
Fucker.
The ring finger on my right? Stung by a bee.
Not a good day, oh no.
Ow.