Snape and Lucius Malfoy tracking down a kidnapped Harry and saving him from the evil clutches of Marius, the 1000 year old vampire from the Vampire Chronicles, as written by Anne Rice. (Oh, they saved him too. But they snarked and snapped at one another the whole time. I didn't want to wake up. Damn Scott and his persistant boner.)
If Anne Rice wasn't such a baby about fanfiction, I'd write it. (Heh. I may still write it anyway, depending on how persistant the bunny gets.)
I swear. I'm the only one who dreams this stuff, aren't I?