never trust a big butt and a smile (obeetaybee) wrote,
never trust a big butt and a smile

actually said while on the phone with my father last evening...

*"Listen. You're not allowed to be depressed. I'm the crazy one in the family. You're stealing my thunder!"

And then this exchange after I told him I was coming to pick him up and take him to dinner tonight to talk.

"There may be some F-bombs dropped. Just be prepared."

"You don't have to talk like that, Bevie."

"You let me be the judge of that, Daddy. I'm the crazy one. Keep that in mind and our lovely dinner this evening will go along swimmingly."

* coversation actually happened, I'm hoping we all understand this was said with snarkasm in mind.

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