never trust a big butt and a smile (obeetaybee) wrote,
never trust a big butt and a smile
obeetaybee

i think i should have asked for xanax

Here's a news flash for you:

I don't like to fly. I have to take two planes tomorrow to the other side of the United States.

My stomach is in knots already.

I think I'm going to have to say goodbye to Scott and the kids and hit a bar before the plane takes off.

A shot or two (or 10) will help me relax, right?
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